when the dog catches the bus

You know the thing about the dog who chases the bus?

Spends their entire life trying to catch that mysterious 4-wheeled beast?

Trains and prepares and strivers and when it sleeps, resting in preparation, dreams of the day it finally catches that beautiful yellow fucker?

It’s two things, actually.

The first, the obvious one, is that a dog has no idea what to with a bus once they catch it.

The second, the less obvious, is that if dogs could read, they’d realize they could catch the bus by waiting at the bus stop. 

Thank you. Let’s have a great day.