chew more

Whoever said to not bite off more than you can chew was clearly not a cow. 

Had clearly never seen the way rear molars could demolish any amount of grass thrown their way. 

They also never tried to bite a popsicle, never felt the pain of ice cold fruit and sugar pureé slicing into their front tooth. 

And almost certainly was not thinking of biting anything that had the ability to bite back.

So today we say, fuck em. Bite for all your worth. The chewing is a problem for the future. 

Thank you. Let’s have a great day.