extracurricular ways to treat dandruff

You could stand too close to the grill. Get distracted as you go to light it, cranking up the propane, filling the air until you suddenly remember to play with matches, burning all the hair off your head and freeing you from those annoying flakes.

Or you could wrap your head in duct tape, leaving a bit of space for your mouth, a couple of slits for the eyes, trading dandruff for the life of the silver mummy, entombed in so much stickiness no particles of anything could escape.

If you find that doesn’t work, power tools may be your friend. See if you can get a bone saw delivered with free two day shipping, have a friend hold you down, and you’ll find that, sans your head, dandruff is now the least of your concerns.

Any of these solutions would solve dandruff. Though all are significantly more invasive than switching shampoos.

Thank you. Let’s have a great day.