one man’s trash

One man’s trash is another raccoon’s dream, the kind of feast that would make up the stuff of raccoon legends.

One raccoon’s legend is another baby raccoons 500 word essay, homework assigned on the history of its people.

One baby raccoons 500 word essay is a Nobel Prize-Winning discovery by a human raccoon scientist. 

One Nobel Prize-Winning discovery by a human raccoon scientist is a cause for great jealousy in the raccoon scientist community. 

Jealousy that might make a certain raccoon scientist decide to pack up the whole operation, throwing decades of research into trash bags, microscopes, and a whole stack of in-case-of-emergency PB&J sandwiches, all thrown in the trash.

Trash just waiting to be found…

Thank you. Let’s have a great day.