taking on hell with a squirt gun

Given the impossibility of taking on hell—

Both because we haven’t found it in the literal sense and because it’s an impossible thing to take on in a metaphorical sense—

You could actually make a decent argument that the squirt gun is the perfect choice of weapon.

Because if all strategies, tactics, and techniques are equally hopeless, you may as well choose one that makes for the most interesting story.

If you can’t optimize for victory, you could at least optimize for fun.

Thank you. Let’s have a great day.