all the videos on the internet

All the videos on the internet,

All the cutest kittens in impossible situations, the adopted dogs in hand-knit sweaters, the parakeets who know all the words to All Star (and sing kind of in tune)—

All the impossibly talented kids, the 4 year olds who can outdrum Ringo, the teenagers breaking every speed limit known to the guitar—

All the professionally attractive people, the full-time beauty DIYers, the people who get paid simply for the honor of being arousing—

All the tutorials, the lessons, the impossible wealth of knowledge someone a thousand years ago would have given an actual mountain of gold for—

They’ll all be here tomorrow. And the tomorrow after that.

Just as deep, just as interesting, just as impossible to get to the bottom of.

Thank you. Let’s have a great day.